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PostPosted: 26/01/2012 15:22    Post subject: Mica publicitate Reply with quote
 
*Proxenet calificat, ofer fetite vesele, dispuse sa rada la glumele clientului. Seriozitate.

*Conducerea cimitirului ''Vesnica Pomenire'' angajeaza dansatoare, animatoare.

*Tanara fara vicii, caut baiat pe masura. Zice mama ca mi-o da zestre cand m-oi marita douazeci de perne mici, toate pline cu furnici, precum si douazeci de perne mari, toate umplute cu tantari.

*Blonda focoasa, lipsita de inhibitii, fara prejudecati, ofer domnilor generosi clipe de satisfactie pe plan profesional.

*Cu ocazia integrarii, atelierul de confectionat sicrie ''Costum postum'' anunta mari reduceri de preturi!

*Am pierdut ieri o batista si ma bate mama. Stop violentei in familie!

*Calificari rapide: ospatari, barmani, cofetari, Divizia A.

*Suna-ne, daca esti fierbinte. Corpul Pompierilor voluntari.

*Roscata sexi, focoasa, apetisanta, fara prejudecati, sani mari, fac domnilor generosi masaje exotice, asiatice, cu cremă chinezeasca. Tai bataturi.

*Vrajitoarele Mercedesa, Opela, Dacia, Alfa Romica, Forda, Pontiaca si Maybacha, adevaratele nepoate ale matusii lor, rezolvam orice problema, chiar din Gazeta Matematica.

*Blonda bisexuala, superba, cadastru si intubulare,
preturi avantajoase.

*Cautam ospatari, barmani, picolite, muzicieni pentru
contract vapor lux croaziera ocean. Nu se ofera cazare.

*Firma multinationala cauta colaboratori munca la domiciliu - tinichingerie auto, reparatii utilaje agricole etc. Trimiteti plic autoadresant.

*Cumpar pui nutrii, eventual masina de surfilat.

*Discoteca ''Melodia'' cumpara grapa cu discuri.

*Agentie, angajam agenti.

*Cimitir particular, angajam bocitoare. Seriozitate.

*Dricar autorizat, transport marfa si persoane, orice distanta.

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